Whatever shall we do when the Savior exits office?
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
The Chinese are makin' it rain. . .
. . . for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Here's how this (post)modern mastery of science works.
Who Knew!?!
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
The Pending Apocalypse
It's coming, and SOON. Just wanted to look out for the rest of you: are you ready?
For Those Brave Few of You Thinking of Voting in 2008
Here is a helpful chart containing all of the current positions of the current presidential candidates.
With All Due Respect to Allah
Those crazy Brits are at it again, and by "it," I mean provoking riots. This should turn out well: Jihad The Musical
A Public Service Announcement:
Let's dispense with the pleasantries, and let me be perfectly clear: When you and your dating partner of choice are out on a date, don't sit on the same side of the booth.
Perhaps there are exceptions, but if your date is so ugly you can't look at them while eating, perhaps you should revise your potential-mate-screening practices to exclude people that make you physically ill.
If the thought of enduring an entire meal without any more physical contact with your date than can be accomplished across a tabletop is odious to you, then order in. Or learn to cook. Or do us all a favor, and stick a (metal) fork into an (active) electrical socket.
If both you and your date can't eat a meal without facing the door, do us all a favor and get sterilized. God knows we don't need any more crazy people running around anyway.
In the interest of full disclosure, at least one of our editors is a mouth-breathing moron who likes sitting on the same side of the booth with the physically co-dependent wildebeests that he takes out to dinner.
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