New Feature: Presidential Candidates Looking Like Douchebags

"Opening spaghetti sauce jars has been a problem. That was a big surprise."

Read here about a guy who shaved off a portion of his thumb bones in order to have easier use of his Iphone.

Extra! Extra!

Are you trying to tell me that deporting the labor force will have a negative effect on the economy?

Take this grape juice...

In case we all forgot, Jesus hates alcohol and you should too.

Not to be an alarmist....

But when you can't count on your virtual bank, maybe it's time to bury a mason jar full of cash in your virtual backyard.

A big, cuddly...

ferocious story to start off the weekend.

The Facebook Generation Gap

What will happen to Facebook when our parents start joining up?

Update: Here is Slate's take on the coming phenomenon.

The Environment Strikes Back

And there's more where that came from.

The Democrats show their true colors...

"It's a sort of a blue-ish green-ish red-ish, purple-ish" -- well, shit. I don't know either.

My date last night was all "fake and staged"

I was expecting a very high level of emotional sincerity.

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!!

What jobs will be in high demand in the future? Here's what you should have majored in while you were in college.

The Coolest Bar on Earth

Nothing says "exorbitant spending" like renting a parka.

There's nothing wrong with this country...

that another national tragedy wouldn't fix.

Dogs and Cats living together = Mass Hysteria

In our continuing theme regarding the pending Apocalypse, those of this world and of the next unite for the final battle.

Faith + 1

The Boss just doin' his thang. 'Nuff said.

Don't Look Like a Toolbag

In our continuing attempt to boost your fragile self esteem, we present the top 10 ways to look like a toolbag.

More Robots!

You'll remember our post about the US military equipping robots with machine guns in Iraq. Here you'll find a law professor's take on the legal issues involved with this new development.

2008 (tentative) Primary Schedule

God Have Mercy on the state of Iowa. The plague stops there first.

The First of Many

With this announcement, I foresee uncontrollable excitement from at least one editor in our ranks.

Even Matt Foley would be jealous

Just in case you need a little confidence boost, sacred or profane.