Not just for mountain hicks anymore

Snake-handling (or eel, frog and turtle-handling) apparently has spread to New Jersey.

“I could foresee it coming, though, with more ethnic groups moving into the country,” [Mark] Boriek [New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection biologist] said. “It is more of an issue these days.”

A well-constructed correlation. Next, the Jihadists will start dropping desert scorpions in the streets.