Apparently Notre Dame really is that bad

ESPN, for once, NOT showing phenomenal hyperbole regarding Notre Dame’s status (i.e. always laudatory at the slightest sign of strength, and defaming when the smallest thing goes awry), as they really are arguably the worst team in Division 1-A at this point of the season.

“Does Notre Dame deserve the No. 1 spot [in the Bottom 10 rankings]? Well, the Irish rank 119th [last] in points per game, total yards per game, rushing yards per game and sacks allowed. Notre Dame is the only I-A team with no offensive touchdowns.”

I think their decision to build up their stadium so as to block Touchdown Jesus is directly correlated to their demise in the last 10 years. God is pissed.