Colbert Promises to Crush Georgia if Elected

In a speech on Sunday at the University of South Carolina, 'fake' presidential candidate Stephen Colbert promised to crush the state of Georgia. His alarming rhetoric included statements such as this:

"'Our peaches are more numerous than Georgia's,' he said. 'They are more juiciful.'"

If he is serious about his promise to destroy our beloved state, and I have no doubt that he is, lets hope he doesn't speak with a certain football coach that happens to reside in South Carolina.