Friday Headlines

So much news, and so little motivation:
- Discrimination Costs Money.
- Slate Lies to All of Us: "Not everyone swigs moonshine just for fast, cheap intoxication".
- The Daily Show Goes Online, Stewart to Host through 2010.
- Mom of the Year Candidate Britney Spears Can't Stop Hitting Shit With Her Car; also, No-one Wants Her New Album
- The Latest in a Series of Crappy Songs Relating to Baseball; The Cubbies Got One Too.