The Pasty Quail Almost Interviews Ralph Reed

Today, a member of the Pasty Quail staff came very close to interviewing the former candidate for Lieutenant Governor Ralph Reed.

Realizing that he was dangerously close to doing actual reporting (something we clearly try to avoid around here), he decided to just sit there on his computer and chat about it with another staffer instead; you can find the rather entertaining chat after the jump.

Here's the trick: We've changed the names. Leave your guesses as to who's who in the comments.