A bunch of things about which I am not learned enough to comment

- The Car of the Future. Awesome.

- ExxonMobil still hasn't paid the $2.5 billion in punitive damages for the Exxon Valdez oil spill, which happened 18 years ago.

- Barack Obama is Dick Cheney’s cousin? What? Well, Obama has some choice words for this family member.

- An open letter to Santa to lose some freakin’ weight. A choice excerpt: “Despite Santa burning 600 calories an hour from delivering presents, the problem lies in the tasty mince pies left as a treat.”

- Have a great Monday afternoon!