Getting high on sewage gas apparently not as cool as once thought

To my dismay, it appears that the news I broke a couple weeks ago regarding Jenkem, a drug made from the gas of human sewage, turned out to be a hoax.

Greg got a tip on this from a random source, and suggested I check out Snopes.com for the lowdown, which is reproduced here. Though it is possible that Jenkem exists, the police report in Collier County, Florida, that I posted was based on "schoolyard chat," which, clearly, is always a reliable source.

Why am I disappointed that kids in Florida are not inhaling excrement?