I Can't Believe We Missed This

So, today we've covered creepy emo sex fantasies, poisoned Chinese pyjamas, raccoon eyeballs in jars, and death by camel humping. All in all a fine day of news in this editor's opinion.

So I figure we should finish off the day with something light. The felony charges against Lindsey Lohan have been dropped!

Well, at least not on those charges. Its only a matter of time though, how else will she be able to make a dramatic recovery from drug and alcohol addiction, release a tell all book, and film a movie about her harrowing experiences in the big house? Come to think of it, Im absolutely seeing that movie when it comes out. (Thanks Nate)

UPDATE: In other celebrity-chick-gone-off-the-deep-end news, Britney Spears released the first new tune off of her new album; find it here, at Perez Hilton.com. I personally don't know, but how does this compare to Mariah Carey's first effort after she lost it? Any Mariah Carey fans out there who can help us out?