Maybe It Was Her Twin Sister

So, in a surprise to all of us who have been orbiting Earth on radio silence for the last 5 years, Lindsay Lohan is doing drugs in rehab. While I applaud her efforts to try and occupy her time with something other than drugs by letting some guy rail her in a bathroom stall, I have to question her commitment to getting clean and sober.

Of course, at a bare-bones, no-nonsense facility like Utah's Cirque Lodge, I'm sure she'll get whipped into shape in no time at all.

What Would Tyler Durden Do has a great post about how serious this rehab program is.