Hitting the Nail on the Head

The Onion is well known for their biting, relevant, and sarcastic commentary on a variety of issues. That being said, they really hit the nail on the head with this one, a frightneningly accurate portrayal of the single male in isolation.

I'm gonna go make myself a hot-dog quesadilla and try to shake the existential funk that this frank examination of my life-style has lead to.