I Love the Smell of Wasted Tax Dollars in the Morning

Average income/cost of a bailiff? $32,270 annually or $130 daily
Average cost of a court reporter? $47,122 annually, $189 daily
Average cost of appellate judge? $171,800 annually, $687 daily

Finally settling the ever-important question of whether Janet Jackson's nip slip was accidental or constituted indecency by CBS?

Priceless.

The best part about this story is the fact that this is the SECOND time this case has gone before a Federal Appellate Court.

Thank you, FCC. I can sleep now.