Maybe It Will Sell In Peoria, But It's Called "LipoDissolve!"

The newest trend in cosmetic procedures, anti-fat injections, are a huge hit in the Midwest. Patients get injections of a drug cocktail/compound that allegedly breaks down fat cells underneath the skin, thereby finally removing the need for that pesky fresh air, exercise, and a nutritious diet.

Three potential problems with LipoDissolve:
1) It's not approved by the FDA.
2) The content of the injections--the compound drug itself--isn't standardized.
3) There's a risk that instead of dissolving fat cells, LipoDissolve actually "liquefies fat so that it shifts around in the body, raising the possibility of long-term consequences such as the aggravation of heart disease."

Liquefied fat? Sexy.