Forget the people in South Africa and Iraq, teach cartography to the NFL!

In a move that would make Miss Teen South Carolina proud, Channing Crowder of the NFL's Miami Dolphins (pictured here in college about to destroy Casey Clausen) just figured out where London is, and that Londoners speak English. With the Dolphins playing the Giants in London this weekend, Crowder questioned whether or not he needed a translator there. I mean, he might; those crazy Brits can't speak our language for shit.

It's my opinion that this seems like a joke, but you never, ever know. For the record, this guy went to middle school with myself and Hebb, and also played at Florida. What does that say?