Jesus Loves Britney, this I know. . .

Because a church in Lexington, Kentucky tells her so! A local there church currently is sending Britney letters encouraging her that Jesus still loves her and there is time for redemption.

You know, I could be really cynical and ask "how much does this really help?" And I'd be right, in that it probably won't help at all. However, on a sliding scale, it probably is more useful than assholes like me just yapping about her all the time.