The Ralph Reed (almost) Interview Chat

Guess who's who:

1:55 PM
Aristotle: ralph reed is at Transmet right now
Socrates: are there any sharp objects handy?
Aristotle: yes
1:56 PM
Socrates: Does he have body guards?
Aristotle: nope, he is with some undergrad looking chick
Socrates: well, I think your duty is clear
1:57 PM
Aristotle: Im really thinking about going up and asking him some questions
1:58 PM
Socrates: do it
Aristotle: any idea what he could be in town for?
Aristotle: he just sat down to eat, maybe I should wait till he finishes
Socrates: yeah, that's probably the best idea
1:59 PM
Socrates: even jackasses like him deserve to eat a meal in peace
Aristotle: I can ask him what he is in town for and what he is doing now
Socrates: true; anything you can get out of him would be great
2:01 PM
Aristotle: I'll do my best, I might not be able to wait long enough, Ill see if I can get Plato down here
Socrates: i can't think of anything he could be here for; maybe a College Republican's meeting?
2:02 PM
Socrates: or one of the on-campus ministries?
Aristotle: that could be his daughter
2:03 PM
Aristotle: he is 46
Aristotle: he was married in 87, so the oldest could be 19 or 20
Socrates: also true
2:04 PM
Aristotle: he looks like he is 12 though, has on a cheese dick coat and tie
Socrates: hahaha
2:05 PM
Socrates: well, he has two daughters
Socrates: Brittany and nicole
Socrates: check FB
2:06 PM
Aristotle: did we just become papparazzi?
Socrates: there are three brittany reed's that either are attending or have attended UGA
Aristotle: what are you doing right now? can you come up and wait him out?
2:07 PM
Socrates: I found her Facebook Profile
Socrates: he's from up there in gwinnett county, isn't he?
2:08 PM
Aristotle: I think she is the one from peachtree ridge
Aristotle: uga '11
2:09 PM
Socrates: yeah, that's the one I sent the link to
Aristotle: the girl he is sitting with is a short blonde
2:10 PM
Socrates: yeah, i just found a picture of her with daddy
Aristotle: yeah, that's her
2:11 PM
Socrates: why her fucking profile is so wide open, I have no idea
Socrates: that seems a bit ridiculous
Socrates: she is a frosh, though
2:12 PM
Aristotle: he is pretty minor right now, I bet it was shut tight last year
Socrates: yeah, that may be true
2:13 PM
Aristotle: hmmm go to con law, or ambush ralph reed on the street?
Socrates: ambush!
Aristotle: decisions decisions
Socrates: also, she is dating a brown man
Socrates: I wonder how that would've gone over with the Christian Coalition if things had gone according to plan and he ran for prez this year
Aristotle: maybe thats what the afternoon lunch date is about
2:14 PM
Socrates: NM, he's not brown
Socrates: his last name is Panachida, so i just assumed he was
Socrates: as it turns out, he is a healthy shade of honky
Aristotle: racist
Socrates: thank god
2:15 PM
Socrates: I would hate to think that the daughter, the very flesh and blood of such an imminent statesman would stoop so low <--- SARCASM
Socrates: she's pretty cute
Socrates: you should end the ambush interview by asking her out for drinks later
2:16 PM
Aristotle: haha, I would need a few more of these Bud Heavies
Socrates: that would be incredible
2:17 PM
Socrates: maybe you could pitch that we want to do a story about her, because of our immense respect for her dad
Socrates: Growing up Godly?
Socrates: How to screw the native americans and influence people?
Aristotle: nice!
2:18 PM
Aristotle: are you logging this chat?
Socrates: yes
Aristotle: I need to start, we could just post this
Socrates: hahaha
2:19 PM
Aristotle: seeing how we dont report on anything anyways
Socrates: I wonder how that joke about brown men would come across...
Aristotle: you can add a disclaimer
Aristotle: I have to go to class
Socrates: <--- SARCASM!
Aristotle: there it is
Socrates: alright; we can work on this when you get back to the house
2:20 PM
Aristotle: yup, see ya
Socrates: peace