R.I.P., original Nintendo

Apparently Nintendo finally has discontinued support for the original Nintendo system.

Though I'm not sure I like the tone of the article I've posted — it seems a tad antagonistic to those of us who like video games simple and that don't consume days/years on end — I wanted to take some time out and revere the greatest game console that will ever exist. Luckily, I got the newfangled 1990s version of the Nintendo that actually works every time, so I will be able to play on.

However, Nintendo's move is understandable and necessary, seeing as anyone can download all the games or get them on their Wii.