How to Save a Life and Avoid Wet, Drunk, Well-Fed Swedes

The World Cancer Research Fund just released a new report identifying certain lifestyle patterns with increased risk of 6 types of cancer. Things to avoid include:
1) Weight gain
2) Belly fat -- though Slate recently mentioned that ab-etching may be possible, albeit aesthetically unpleasing
3) Processed meat (e.g. bacon)
4) Red meat
5) Alcohol
6) Failure to exercise regularly

While limiting the above makes it higly unlikely that you'll dance in a fountain with Anita Ekberg, it makes for good living.