Does That Seriously Say that Fake Breasts Are the New Burkha?

Details has a fascinating article this month, aptly titled "Enough Already With the Fake Tits." Written in the wake of the FDA's recent approval of silicone implants, the article features both snark and a NSFW photo, which is totally my bag. (And are breast implants a food or drug anyway?)

Since the title's pretty straightforward, and any attempts to make the one-liners any punnier would require more effort than it's worth, I'll let you make the jump to get a total sense of the piece.

However, for the sake of making this more than a two-line post, I have a question for you that the author brings up towards the end. Do women get implants for themselves or men? And does the answer to that question even matter - is it a moot point since women are just getting it anyway?