Something random, and excellent

"René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears."

Really, I just needed an excuse to post this joke; I'm always a sucker for a good Descartes gag. (for more on Rene Descartes, look here. I am more than willing to discuss the merits and foibles of his philosophy at any given time)

Anyhow, here's a link to 35 more "guy walks into a bar" jokes. Most of them range from kind of funny to not at all, but hell, it's worth a waste of 15 minutes, and maybe you'll find a gem that suits you as well as this one did me. Enjoy your Tuesday!